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Greeted CardsPHDG5103I don't know if you're Superwoman but I'venever seen Superwoman and you in thesame room. Happy BirthdayPHDG5102YOU'RE FAST TALKING AND EASILYANNOYED. YOU'RE A TRUE NEWYORKER. HAPPY BIRTHDAYPHDG5101IF YOU HAVE CRAZY FRIENDS,YOUHAVE EVERYTHING.HAPPYBIRTHDAY!PHDG5100CHILDHOOD IS LIKE BEING DRUNK,EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHAT YOUDID,EXCEPTYOU.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!PHDG5099CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING AHEADOF THE GAME!PHDG5098ALWAYS CLASSY,NEVER TRASHY!HAPPY BIRTHDAYPHDG5097TIME IS PRECIOUS.WASTE IT WISELY.HAPPY BIRTHDAY.PHDG5096JUST HAND OVER THE WINE ANDBODY GETS HURT!HAPPY BIRTHDAYPHDG5095ME?WEIRD?BITCH PLEASE,I'M LIMITEDEDITION.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!PHDG5094FACEBOOK IS LIKE JAIL,YOU SITAROUND,WASTE TIME,HAVE A PROFILPIC,WRITE ON WALLS AND GET POKEDBY GUYS YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW.HAPPY BIRTHDAY!PHDG5093OF COURSE I'VE HAD ALL MY SHOTS.RUM,VODKA,WHISKEY,AND TEQUILA!HAPPY BIRTHDAYPHDG5092WE'LL ALWAYS BE FRIENDS BECAUSEYOU MATCH MY LEVEL OF CRAZY!HAPPY BIRTHDAY.PHDG5091WE USE TO HOKEY POKEYTHEN WETURNED OURSELEVES AROUND.ANDTHAT'S WHAT ALL ABOUT!HAPPYBIRTHDAYPHDG5090WOMEN WHO DON'T WEARUNDERWEAR NEVER GET THEIRPANTIES IN A BUNCH. HAPPYBIRTHDAY.PHDG5089SOME PEOPLE CALL THEM DECADES-IPREFER TO CALLTHEMMY"COLLECTED WORKS. "HAPPYBIRTHADY.PHDG5088HERE I AM. NOW WHAT ARE YOUROTHER TWO WISHES? happy birthday!-9-

Greeted CardsPHDG5087There are exactly as many specialoccasions in life as we chose tocelebrate and today we celebrate you!Happy Birthday!PHDG5086Go Wilde this birthday!PHDG5085Once in a while, right in the middle of anordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.Congratulations!PHDG5084Wishing you peace in this time of loss.With Heartfelt Sympathy.PHDG5083Who lit the fuse on your tampon? HappyBirthday!PHDG5082If women are bad at parking, it's onlybecause we are constantly lied to aboutwhat 8 inches is. Happy Birthday!PHDG5081Women are from Paris, men are from NewJersey. Happy Birthday!PHDG5080Too bad you don't live closer becausethere are evil plots to be hatched andtwisted deeds to be done. Happy Birthday!phdg5079It's tough being this handsome andhumble. Happy Birthday!PHDG5078Life is all about finding people that are yourkind of crazy. Happy Birthday!PHDG5077All tragedies are finished by a death, allcomedies by a marriage. - Lord ByronCongratulations!PHDG5076The business of life is the acquisition ofmemories. In the end that's all there is. Mr. Carson, Downton Abbey HappyBirthday.PHDG5075Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.Love leaves a memory no one can steal. Headstone in Ireland With DeepestSympathyPHDG5074I don't know how to act my age. I havenever been this age before. HappyBirthday!PHDG5073Behind every successful woman is herself.Happy Birthday!PHDG5072Talent hits a target no one else can hit:Genius hits a target no one else can see. Arthur Scopenhauer Congratulations.-10-

Greeted CardsPHDG5071Music is life. That's why hearts have beats.Happy Birthday!PHDG5070We don't suffer from insanity. We enjoyevery minute of it. Happy Birthday!phdg5069Lots of people want to ride with you in thelimo but what you want is someone whowill take the bus with you when the limobreaks down. -Oprah Happy Birthday!PHDG5068You're my favorite bitch to bitch aboutbitches with. Happy Birthday!PHDG5067The glass can be half empty, or half full.as long as there's Whiskey in it. HappyBirthday.PHDG5066I'm not hard to please.I just like thingsdone my way. Happy Birthday.PHDG5065Heard a whining noise when I drove mycar today. Took it to the mechanicand heturned off the Taylor Swift cd. HappyBirthday.PHDG5064We may shuffle a bit slower, but we're stillplaying with a full deck. Happy Birthday.PHDG5063We don't get drunk, we get awesome.Happy Birthday.PHDG5062You Drink too much, swear too much andhave questionable morals.you'reeverything I've ever wanted in a friend.Happy Birthday.PHDG5049My Little dog, a little heartbeat at my feet. Edith Warthan Happy Birthday.PHDG5048Live like someone left the gate open.Happy Birthday.PHDG5047Our family is tempermental. Half temper,half mental. Happy Birthday.PHDG5046Properly trained, a man can be dogs bestfriend. - Corey Ford Happy Birthday.PHDG5045We are not alcoholics. alcoholics go tomeetings. We are drunks, we go to bars.Happy Birthday.PHDG5043Sometimes on the way to dream you getlost find a better one.Happy Birthday-11-

Greeted CardsPHDG5042I'll tell you the difference between a G-spotan a golf ball.men will actually search fora golf ball. Happy BirthdayPHDG5041Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoescan change your life . Happy BirthdayPHDG5040Great friends are hard to find, difficult toleave, impossible to forget. HappyBirthday.PHDG5039It's so hard to forget someone who hasgiven you so much to remember. HappyBirthday.PHDG5038Fashion changes but style endures. - CocoChanel Happy Birthday.PHDG5037News on street is that you rocked it!Congratulations!PHDG5036Friendship is a single soul living in twobodies. - Aristotle Happy Birthday.PHDG5035I don't do drugs, I am Drugs. - SalvadorDaliPHDG5034Being someone's first love may be great,but being their last is beyond perfect.PHDG5033I don't have a personality problem, I justhave a personality you can't handle. HappyBirthday.PHDG5023Good Cooks Never Lack Friends! HappyBirthdayPHDG5022We'll be friends 'til we're old & senile. thenwe'll be new friends! Happy Birthday.PHDG5021People will Stare, Make it Worth theirWhile. - Harry WinstonHappy Birthday.PHDG5020You gotta be tough to be in this family!Happy BirthdayPHDG5019You rule. Happy Birthday.PHDG5018I love how we don't even need to say outloud that I'm your favorite. HappyBirthday.-12-

Greeted CardsPHDG5017ENJOY LIFE, there's plenty of time to bedead. Happy Birthday!PHDG5016I did the math. We can't afford the cat.Happy Birthday.PHDG5015If things get better with age, you areapproaching truly magnificent. HappyBirthday.PHDG5014This Birthday Don't Forget To BeAwesome! Happy Birthday.PHDG5013One a month, women turn crazy for about30 days. Happy Birthday!PHDG5012Good friends listen to your adventures.Best friends take them with you. HappyBirthday.PHDG5011You drink too much. The last time yougave a urine sample it had an olive in it.Happy Birthday!PHDG5010Some people don't respect age unless it'sbottled. Happy Birthday.PHDG5009Ignorance is bliss and we know absolutelynothing. Happy Birthday!PHDG5008How do you expect me to remember yourbirthday,when you never look any older?Happy Birthday.PHDG5007Happy girls are the prettiest. - AudreyHepburn Happy Birthday.PHDG5006I can't hold it any longer. Happy Birthday.PHDG5005Jeeves, please pull the car around. I WishTo Chase IT. Happy Birthday.phdg5004She who finds a life long friend, findstreasure! Happy Birthday.PHDG3325Friendship isn't about whom you haveknown the longest. It's about who neverleft your side. Happy BirthdayPHDG3324A friend is like a good seat. Comfortable,hard to find, and they always support yourass! HAPPY BIRTHDAY.-13-

Greeted Cardsphdg3323Sometimes the smallest things tete up themost room in our heart. Happy BirthdayPHDG3322You're kind of a big deal. Happy BirthdayPHDG3321Congratulations on your new long terminvestment!PHDG3320How are things on your end?phdg3319If it wasn't for dogs some people wouldnever go for a walk.PHDG3318The only normal people are the ones youdon't know well!! Happy Birthday.PHDG3317BEST DAY EVER. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!PHDG3316Anyone can be cool, but awesome takespractice. Happy BirthdayPHDG3315WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?!HAPPY BIRTHDAY.PHDG3314Good friends don't let you do stupidthings.alone. Happy Birthday.PHDG3313God made us friends because he knew ourparents couldn't handle us as sisters.Happy Birthday.PHDG3312Coffee. Chocolate. Men. Somethings arejust better rich. Happy Birthday!PHDG3067ALWAYS suspect the cat. Happy Birthday!PHDG3052Happy birthday to my favorite little royalpain in the ass!PHDG3051Good girls go to heaven. I just need to getto Louis Vuitton. Happy BirthdayPHDG3050Hopes and dreams would only distract youfrom my day job. Happy Birthday-14-

Greeted CardsPHDG3049There's you, and then there's everybodyelse. Happy Birthday, You.PHDG3048Elephants never forget.Paris. HappyBirthdayPHDG3047Because puppies never have affairs withco-workers. Happy BirthdayPHDG3046I Google myself all the time. HappyBirthdayPHDG3012Some Like It Hot, Some Like It Cool, SomeCan't Resist A Tinkle In The SwimmingPool! Happy BirthdayPHDG3011To succeed in life, you need three things: awishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone.Happy BirthdayPHDG 707Be the kind of woman that when your feethit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh crap, She's up" Happy Birthday!PHDG 706Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep yourbalance you must keep moving. HappyBirthday!PHDG 705Friends forever.PHDG 704I feel bad for girls who aren't friends withus. Happy Birthday.PHDG 703You're somewhat useful at work butirreplaceable at happy hour. HappyBirthday.PHDG 702Amish you!PHDG 701Men:Better seen than heard HappyBirthday.PHDG 700I would hold in my farts for you. HappyBirthday.PHDG 659It's not the quantity of your Facebookfriends, it's the quality. Happy Birthday!PHDG 658What happens at your birthday party, staysat your birthday party. Happy Birthday!-15-

Greeted CardsPHDG 656Not tonight ladies. I'm just here to getdrunk. Happy BirthdayPHDG 655Hopeless adventurous romantic seeksfilthy tart. Happy Birthday to my perfectmatch!PHDG 654Glad to know you can still get it up. HappyBirthdayPHDG 653Birthday Party rule #23: Don't let momsmoke a joint before cutting the cake.Happy Birthday!PHDG 652You've got legs and you know how to usethem! Happy BirthdayPHDG 651Here's to life's craziest adventure.Congratulations!PHDG 650Nothing fake about this birthday greeting.PHDG 649Anyone who says sunshine bringshappiness. has never danced in the rain!PHDG 648You are one birthday drink away frombeing blond. Happy Birthday!PHDG 647Single moms rock! Happy BirthdayPHDG 646You make such a pretty runaway bride.PHDG 645Here's to not wearing any underwear.Happy BirthdayPHDG 644You always look so chic!PHDG 643Exercising is good. Accessorizing isbetter.PHDG 642Indulge your hearts with love. HappyAnniversaryPHDG 641There may not be a Heaven, but there is aSan Francisco.-16-

Greeted CardsPHDG 639In three words I can sum up everything I'velearned about life: it goes on.PHDG 638In order to be irreplaceable one alwaysmust be different.PHDG 637Friendship is like peeing on yourself;everyone can see it, but only you get thewarm feeling it brings.PHDG 636I can't get no satisfaction.PHDG 635Growing old is mandatory; growing up isoptional.PHDG 634Here's to life in the fast lane.PHDG 633Youthful beauty, smart and chic like lilacs,lasts about a week. Happy BirthdayPHDG 632Some of the greater things in life areunseen.That's why you close your eyeswhen you kiss, cry or dream.PHDG 631The best thing to hold onto in life is eachother .PHDG 630Drink the wild air.PHDG 629A journey is best measured in friends,rather than miles.PHDG 627A cloudy day is no match for a sunnydisposition.PHDG 626Happy Birthday from your peeps.PHDG 625Love you to the moon and back.PHDG 624I don't drink or do drugs. At my age, I getthe same effect from standing up fast!PHDG 623America is my country and Paris is myhometown.-17-

Greeted CardsPHDG 622I wish I had an ipad.PHDG 621Sieze the day!PHDG 615It takes a long time to become young.Happy BirthdayPHDG 612You're not hi-def and it takes a while foryou to warm up, but we still love you.Happy BirthdayPHDG 611It's been downhill ever since.PHDG 609Men may have created fire, but womendiscovered the art of playing with it.PHDG 607You really don't know someone until youlove them.PHDG 606You're never too old to chase after yourdreams and I love chasing them with you.Happy AnniversaryPHDG 605My retirement plan involves a safetydeposit box, my pets and a pantry filledwith Trader Joes Two Buck Chuck.PHDG 604Go Gaga on your birthday.PHDG 603Happy Birthday to one of the few friendswhose birthday I can remember without afacebook reminder!PHDG 602Inner beauty is great but lipstick andmakeup will take you further. HappyBirthdayPHDG 601Zooming in, I see happiness, mischief,innocence, and youth. Happy BirthdayPHDG 600Kiddo, you're the tops. Happy BirthdayPHDG 599To hell with your inner child. Viva the outerbitch. Happy BirthdayPHDG 597May every jump bring you closer to yourdreams. Happy Birthday-18-

Greeted CardsPHDG 596We are women, hear us roar!PHDG 595It's remarkable how long we've toleratedeach other. Happy BirthdayPHDG 594Determined to be wild and managed it well.Happy Birthday!PHDG 593Happy Birthday to one of the coolestchicks I know!PHDG 592We have to pee!PHDG 591We've been through a lot together andmost of it was your fault. Happy BirthdayPHDG 590Birthdays are the wedgies of our lives.PHDG 589Approach love and cooking with recklessabandon! (Dalai Lama) Happy BirthdayPHDG 587Studies have shown that red wine is goodfor the heart. To your health! HappyBirthdayPHDG 585I always thought you were adopted. HappyBirthdayPHDG 583Golf and sex are about the only things youcan enjoy without being good at.CongratulationsPHDG 581Marriages are made in heaven. (but soagain, are wind, thunder and lightning!)CongratulationsPHDG 58049% leading a godly life, 49% reverent, 2%whimsy. Happy Birthday!PHDG 576Happy cake 'n candles day!PHDG 575To me, fair friend, you never can be old,For as you were when first your eye I eyedsuch seems your beauty still. WilliamShakespeare. Happy BirthdayPHDG 573Another year to shine, to dance, to grow, tolove, to live, to be unforgettable. happybirthday-19-

Greeted CardsPHDG 571It's not whether you win or lose, but howcool you look doing it.PHDG 570You might be messy, but you sure arecute. Happy BirthdayPHDG 569Supergirl! Happy BirthdayPHDG 568Few women admit their age. Few men acttheirs. Happy Birthday !PHDG 567Good times, good friends, great wishes.Happy Birthday.PHDG 566I hope your birthday is just like you;unique ! Happy Birthday!PHDG 565Peace, love and happiness. HappyBirhtdayPHDG 561Stop the meters running, it's your birthday.PHDG 560Well behaved women rarely make history.Happy BirthdayPHDG 557As far as I'm concerned your game justkeeps getting better. Happy BirthdayPHDG 554Old enough to know better young enoughnot to give a rat's ass! Happy birthdayPHDG 553You make every day special just being myfriend! Happy BirthdayPHDG 550if you obey all the rules, you miss all thefun. Katherine HepburnPHDG 549I'm glad we met later in life. (I don't thinkmy mom would have let me play with you.)Happy BirthdayPHDG 546We're not old, we're retro. Happy BirthdayPHDG 543Beers & cheers! On your birthday-20-

Greeted CardsPHDG 542Here's to the ladies who lunch! HappyBirthdayPHDG 541A wise man once said " Don't count youryears, make your years count" (or was itbeers?). Either way, Happy Birthday!PHDG 535Tsunami! or is that just your birthdayapproaching?PHDG 534Luckily, however hard you try, you alwaysend up like your Mother. Happy BirthdayMomPHDG 532Grow old along with me, the best is yet tobe. Happy AnniversaryPHDG 531Best wishes for an over-the-top birthdayPHDG 526We started out with nothing and still havemost of it left! Happy AnniversaryPHDG 525Highly caffinated Birthday wishes!PHDG 521Maybe we don't always see eye to eye, butwe do have loads of fun together. HappyBirthdayPHDG 517Hope you're both just blown away by aperfect wedding day. Congratulations onyour marriage!PHDG 514Where ever I am, when I'm with you, I'malways a happy camper.PHDG 513May your day be totally perfect. HappyBirthdayPHDG 511It's your birthday. Time to get out the tutus and tiaras.PHDG 510Bonjour! .and Happy BirthdayPHDG 504Let the good times roll! Happy BirthdayPHDG 501We may be getting older but that doesn'tmean we have to act our age! HappyBirthday-21-

Greeted CardsPHDG 499Happy Birthday from one multi-talentedbabe to another.PHDG 494Happy Birthday from us brassy broads !PHDG 493Another birthday.You wear it well !PHDG 490Just hanging around waiting to celebrateyou. Happy BirthdayPHDG 489You may not be totally perfect, but parts ofyou are excellent! Happy BirthdayPHDG 488– Instead of a birthday cake, can I offeryou a chilly dog?PHDG 487It’s a little behind but it’s straight from thebottom of my heart Happy Birthday !PHDG 486Happy Birthday! I hope it’s the start of anuplifting year.PHDG 485You totally rock! Happy BirthdayPHDG 484I always thought your birthday suit wasyour best suit. Happy BirthdayPHDG 483Here's to a great book, a box ofchocolates, and a big, comfy chair. HappyBirthday.PHDG 482It's your birthday, have a howling goodtime!PHDG 480At our age, the “Street Car Named Desire”is “Out of Service.” Happy BirthdayPHDG 48Happy AnniversaryPHDG 479Another Birthday? It looks like you're just ahop, skip and a jump from being old.PHDG 476One should always have old memories andyoung hopes. Happy Birthday-22-

Greeted CardsPHDG 472Behind every successful man. is a verysurprised woman. Happy BirthdayPHDG 470Exactly how much can we get away withand still go to heaven? Happy BirthdayPHDG 466Viva l'amour! Happy BirthdayPHDG 465ForeverPHDG 463The great thing about getting older is that itrequires so little effort! Happy BirthdayPHDG 456You're a golden oldie! Happy BirthdayPHDG 451High heels. The original Viagra. HappyBirthdayPHDG 447I write you with no new news. Men are stillpigs. Happy BirthdayPHDG 445Birthdays are like boogers, the more youhave the harder it is to breathe. HappyBirthdayPHDG 444The great thing about getting older is thatyou don't lose all the other ages you'vebeen. Happy BirthdayPHDG 441High heels just don't work for me anymore.Happy Birthday.PHDG 436Happy Birthday. Hope it's a yummy one.PHDG 435It's your birthday.a perfect excuse to takeme shopping!PHDG 424Dogs are not our whole life, but they makeour lives whole. Happy BirthdayPHDG 398Another one down many more to go. Havea Happy Birthday!PHDG 395Another candle on your cake? Well that'snot causeto pout. Just be glad you havethe strength to blow the damn things out!Happy Birthday-23-

Greeted CardsPHDG 392Here's to living on the edge! HappyBirthday.PHDG 320Like little hands, love grows.Congratulations on your new baby.PHDG 317The weight is over. wishing you tons offun on your Birthday!PHDG 233Happy Birthday you old thing!PHDG 222Here's to you on your birthday!PHDG 208Congratulations on your wedding. and letthe fun begin!PHDG 169Congratulations on your new home! May itbe full of joy. along with the rest of yourstuff.PHDG 115With deepest sympathy.PHDG 003Thinking of you on your special day. HappyBirthday-24-

Greeted CardsNEW EDG 8012Salsa? Por favor. Happy BirthdayNEW EDG 8011Age is irrelephant.Happy Birthday!!NEW EDG 8010Look at you. Getting married and shit.NEW EDG 8009I can fart and walk away. What's yoursuperpower?NEW EDG 8008Another year left to prove "older" doesn'tnecessarily mean "wiser".Happy BirthdayNEW EDG 8007Your my favorite person to be antisocialwith.Happy BirthdayEDG 807The more I see of men, the more I admiredogs. Happy Birthday.-Jeanne-Marie RolandEDG 806A good frie

Happy Birthday PHDG6235 Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. Happy Birthday PHDG6234 Old enough to know better, young enough to not care. Happy Birthday PHDG6233 All you need is a great friend and a full tank of gas. Happy Birth