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Calvin Pissing on ThingsCalvin pissing on an airplaneCalvin pissing on the cable companyCalvin pissing on a cartoon houseCalvin pissing on a birdhouseCalvin pissing on the White HouseCalvin pissing on timeCalvin pissing on a burning crossCalvin pissing on man’s inhumanity to manCalvin pissing on a sun-faded beer can half-hidden in the undergrowth beside train tracksCalvin pissing on a Coca Cola logoCalvin pissing on a bearskin rugCalvin pissing on a leather jacketCalvin pissing on a Harley Davidson motorcycleCalvin pissing on a banana peelCalvin pissing on a deer head mounted on the wall of a log cabinCalvin pissing on a cactusCalvin pissing on a double-decker pastrami sandwichCalvin pissing on a meerschaum pipeCalvin pissing on a cigar barCalvin pissing on a Jimmy Buffett parrothead logoCalvin pissing on a Grateful Dead “teddy bear picnic” t-shirtCalvin pissing on a stovepipe hatCalvin pissing on a one-hundred dollar billCalvin pissing on a man exhaling vapor from an e-cigaretteCalvin pissing on a baby’s first birthday partyCalvin pissing on a Tupperware partyCalvin pissing on a Halloween partyCalvin pissing on a slumber partyCalvin pissing on a hand giving the middle fingerCalvin pissing on a hand giving the peace signCalvin pissing on a customer service representative, smiling, with a headsetCalvin pissing on a Smurf’s houseCalvin pissing on planet EarthCalvin pissing on the moonCalvin pissing on the rings of SaturnCalvin pissing on the number 666Page 1

Calvin pissing on the number 69Calvin pissing on a case of paper towelsCalvin pissing on a stereo systemCalvin pissing on a manCalvin pissing on a womanCalvin pissing on a cupcakeCalvin pissing on workCalvin pissing on the governmentCalvin pissing on J.L. Carr’s short novel A Month in the CountryCalvin pissing on a Head-brand tennis racketCalvin pissing on a jack-o-lanternCalvin pissing on the cast of The Facts of LifeCalvin pissing on the family from TV’s The MuenstersCalvin pissing on the paper clip from Microsoft WordCalvin pissing on a driving schoolCalvin pissing on a night school for recent immigrantsCalvin pissing on a Montessori schoolCalvin pissing on the Elvis Costello singing “Welcome to the Working Week”Calvin pissing on a needlepoint samplerCalvin pissing on a single pointCalvin pissing on Tom Wolfe’s The Bonfire of the VanitiesCalvin pissing on a pile of booksCalvin pissing on a dollar signCalvin pissing on a high-voltage symbolCalvin pissing on ? from ? and the MysteriansCalvin pissing on a VHS copy of Homeward BoundCalvin pissing on the image of an eye being sliced from Un Chien AndalouCalvin pissing on a side of beefCalvin pissing on a caricaturist’s rendering of Whoopie GoldbergCalvin pissing on a Whoopie CushionCalvin pissing on the words “Horror Business by The Misfits” written on a piece of looseleaf paperCalvin pissing on a photograph of the cast of Night Court reunited on the set of 30 RockCalvin pissing on a DVD set of MTV’s The State sketch-comedy programCalvin pissing on the report of the 9/11 commissionCalvin pissing on a prostrate human body lying in the streetCalvin pissing on the book of JobCalvin pissing on an Ikea symbolPage 2

Calvin pissing on a food courtCalvin pissing on a Whole Foods marketCalvin pissing on the World Affairs CouncilCalvin pissing on a red CamaroCalvin pissing on a bottle of Dasani waterCalvin pissing on a photograph of Tom Cruise from CocktailCalvin pissing on a typewriterCalvin pissing on a Red Baron pizzaCalvin pissing on an antique bicycle with one giant front wheelCalvin pissing on the Philly PhanaticCalvin pissing on TV’s Jimmy FallonCalvin pissing on an elephant humping a donkeyCalvin pissing on a giant novelty beer steinCalvin pissing on an enormous bicepCalvin pissing on a copy of DianeticsCalvin pissing on an angel playing a harpCalvin pissing on P.J. from Family CircusCalvin pissing on a fart cloudCalvin pissing on the Dairy Queen logoCalvin pissing on GarfieldCalvin pissing on Jim DavisCalvin pissing on a bigmouth bass jumping out of the waterCalvin pissing on Darth VaderCalvin pissing on his father who is sitting in his armchair trying to read the newspaper andlooking exasperatedCalvin pissing on the girl on canisters of Morton’s Salt, the piss running off her umbrellaCalvin pissing on a mosquitoCalvin pissing on top of a volcano that is ready to eruptCalvin pissing into a clown’s mouthCalvin pissing in a shoeCalvin pissing down a chimneyCalvin pissing on Allen Ginsberg making a peace signCalvin pissing on a pigeonCalvin pissing on the words “Brown v. Board of Education”Calvin pissing on Charles BarkleyCalvin pissing on Salt Lake CityCalvin pissing on the World Trade CenterCalvin pissing on a policemanPage 3

Calvin pissing on a ventriloquist with a dummy on his lap, dressed as an aristocrat with atop hat and monocleCalvin pissing on the words “Late-Term Abortion”Calvin pissing on the word “War”Calvin pissing on a bathroom doorCalvin pissing on Mount RushmoreCalvin pissing on Route 66Calvin pissing on an “Andre the Giant Has a Posse” stickerCalvin pissing on a soldier giving a saluteCalvin pissing on SatanCalvin pissing on the sun rising between two mountain peaksCalvin pissing on a mental patient with zonked-out eyesCalvin pissing on Rush Limbaugh, smiling and giving a thumbs upCalvin pissing on an elementary school classCalvin pissing on the Grim ReaperCalvin pissing on a farmer’s marketCalvin pissing on a footCalvin pissing on a drawing of John CalvinCalvin pissing on the Great Wall of ChinaCalvin pissing on Albert Einstein sticking his tongue outCalvin pissing on a pair of diceCalvin pissing on E MC2Calvin pissing on Kim-Jong UnCalvin pissing on a panda bearCalvin pissing on an Oscar statuetteCalvin pissing on Anton LaVeyCalvin pissing on a human heartCalvin pissing on a knife dripping bloodCalvin pissing on all four Teenage Mutant Ninja TurtlesCalvin pissing on the Burger King mascotCalvin pissing on a PETA logoCalvin pissing on a globeCalvin pissing on a laptop computerCalvin pissing on SecretariatCalvin pissing on a cassette copy of the soundtrack to Top GunCalvin pissing on a fax machineCalvin pissing on a bust of President George H. W. BushCalvin pissing on a Ouija boardPage 4

Calvin pissing on an apple with a bite taken out of itCalvin pissing on a thought bubble that reads “I should have stayed in bed”Calvin pissing on a 1040 tax formCalvin pissing on a boogie boardCalvin pissing on a two-by-four board with a nail through itCalvin pissing on a hospital bedCalvin pissing on a genie lampCalvin pissing on Woody AllenCalvin pissing on a Sea-DooCalvin pissing on Smokey the BearCalvin pissing on a wedding cakeCalvin pissing on PikachuCalvin pissing on a worker in a hard hat carrying a steel beam on one shoulderCalvin pissing on a sharkCalvin pissing into a steaming cup of coffeeCalvin pissing on a record playerCalvin pissing on a giraffeCalvin pissing on Van Gogh’s Starry Starry NightCalvin pissing on Hungry Hungry HipposCalvin pissing on a Cornish game henCalvin pissing into a funnelCalvin pissing on a chess boardCalvin pissing out a windowCalvin pissing on an old woman’s backCalvin pissing through a pair of football uprightsCalvin pissing on a GameBoyCalvin pissing on HobbesCalvin pissing on an image of himself pissing on himself, an eternal loop on which piss fallslike ceaseless, hot, ammoniac rain that can be neither ducked nor prepared for, only athing to be borne with as much sangfroid and composure as any of us can muster, perhapsa sense that suffering this fate is a noble thing, until all at once it ends completely.Page 5

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