KUNG FU PANDA Written By Jonathan Aibel Glenn Berger
KUNG FU PANDAWritten ByJonathan Aibel&Glenn BergerFINAL DRAFTJune 3, 2008
1.EXT. VALLEY -- DAYA MYSTERIOUS WARRIOR treks across the rugged landscape.NARRATOR (V.O.)Legend tells of a legendary warriorwhose Kung Fu skills were the stuffof legend.The warrior, his identity hidden beneath his flowing robe andwide-brimmed hat, gnaws on a staff of bamboo.NARRATOR (V.O.) (CONT’D)He traveled the land in search ofworthy foes.CUT TO:INT. BARThe warrior sits at a table drinking tea and gnawing on hisbamboo. The door BLASTS open. The MANCHU GANG rushes in andsurrounds him.GANG BOSS(to warrior)I see you like to CHEW!(beat)Maybe you should chew on my FIST!!The Boss punches the table.NARRATOR (V.O.)The warrior said nothing for hismouth was full. Then, he swallowed.He swallows.NARRATOR (V.O.) (CONT'D)And then, he spoke.WARRIOR(dubbed hero voice)Enough talk. Let’s FIGHT!SHASHABOOEY!WHAM! The warrior delivers a punch and the whole gang goesflying.NARRATOR (V.O.)He was so deadly in fact that hisenemies would go blind fromoverexposure to pure awesomeness.
2.The gang members blindly flail about.MY EYES!NINJA CATGATORHE’S TOO AWESOME!ONLOOKERS swoon.SMITTEN BUNNYAnd ATTRACTIVE!GRATEFUL BUNNYHow can we repay you?WARRIORThere is no charge for awesomeness,or attractiveness.ONE HUNDRED ASSASSINS appear and surround the warrior.CUT TO:EXT. BAR - CONTINUOUSThe entire bar swells, packed to the rafters with ninjas.KABLOOEY!WARRIORCUT TO:EXT. BAR - CONTINUOUSThe roof EXPLODES and a cloud of ninjas erupts into the sky.Like a tornado, the warrior spins and knocks them all down.NARRATOR (V.O.)It mattered not how many foes hefaced. They were no match for hisbodacity.The warrior beats up a thousand ninjas, delivering his finalblow while doing a split between two trees.The warrior stands amongst a field of vanquished foes as godrays shine down upon him.NARRATOR (V.O.) (CONT'D)Never before had a panda been sofeared. and so loved.(MORE)
3.NARRATOR (V.O.) (CONT'D)Even the most heroic heroes in allof China, the Furious Five, bowedin respect to this great master.MONKEYWe should hang out.Agreed.WARRIORAs the Five salute the warrior, he turns to see more banditsapproaching. The Five strike an attack pose. The warriorbrandishes a shiny green sword and leaps off the mountaininto the sea of bandits.NARRATOR (V.O.)But hanging out would have to wait.‘Cause when you’re facing the tenthousand demons of Demon Mountain,there’s only one thing thatmatters. And that’s-In mid air, the Five talk to the warrior in a strange voice.MONKEYPo! Get up!TIGRESSYou’ll be late for work!Whu?POINT. PO’S ROOM - DAYPo lands hard on the floor. He tries to clear his head andwake up.PO’S DAD (O.S.)Po! Get up!We see his room is filled with various kung fu posters(including a poster featuring all of the Five) and souvenirs,and a wooden version of the Sword of Heroes (the greensword).Po SIGHS.He attempts to kick himself to his feet but alas, his bellyis too worthy a foe.PO’S DAD (O.S.) (CONT'D)Po! What are you doing up there?
4.POUh, nothing!Po hops to his feet, imitating his Kung Fu action figures.PO (CONT'D)Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper!Tigress! Rowrrrr.OUTSIDE on the balcony of the neighboring house, a pigwatering flowers stares at Po. Po tries to play it cool andthen quickly ducks out of sight.PO’S DAD (O.S.)Po! Let’s go! You’re late for work!Coming!POHe takes a ninja star from his floor and chucks it at thewall. It bounces off.He throws the star again, but it bounces off again. He picksit up and heads downstairs. He trips and falls the rest ofthe way.INT. KITCHEN - DAYPo falls flat on his face on the kitchen floor. A pandashaped shadow looms over Po.POSorry, Dad.PO’S DADSorry doesn’t make the noodles.Reveal that the shadow is actually caused by a basket beingcarried by a small DUCK. This is PO’S DAD. Po gets to work,which is not easy since the kitchen’s not really made for apanda his size.PO’S DAD (CONT’D)What were you doing up there? Allthat noise.POOh, nothing. Just had a crazydream.He gets back to work.
5.PO’S DADAbout what?Huh?POPO’S DADThe dream. What were you dreamingabout?POWhat was I. eh, I was dreamingabout uh. heh.Push in on Po -- is he going to admit his dream? He hides histhrowing star behind his back.Noodles.PO (CONT'D)THOK. Dad stops chopping vegetables.PO’S DADNoodles. You were really dreamingabout noodles?POUh, yeah. What else would I bedreaming about?Po hands a noodle bowl to a customer, then realizes histhrowing star is sitting in it.PO (CONT'D)(to customer)Careful, that soup is. sharp!PO’S DADOh, happy day! My son, finallyhaving the noodle dream!He throws his arms around Po.PO’S DAD (CONT’D)You don’t know how long I have beenwaiting for this moment.When Dad pulls out of the hug, Po is now wearing a noodleapron.PO’S DAD (CONT’D)This is a sign, Po!
6.Po looks at the apron nervously -- what has he gotten himselfinto?POUh.a sign of what?PO’S DADYou are almost ready to beentrusted with the secretingredient of my “Secret IngredientSoup.” And then you will fulfillyour destiny and take over therestaurant, just as I took it overfrom my father, who took it overfrom his father, who won it from afriend in a game of mahjong.PODad Dad Dad, it was just a dream.PO’S DADNo, it was the dream. We are noodlefolk. Broth runs through our veins.POBut Dad, didn’t you ever, I dunno,want to do something else?Something besides noodles?PO’S DADActually.Po looks surprised.PO’S DAD (CONT'D)When I was young and crazy.Dad gets a wistful look in his eyes.PO’S DAD (CONT'D)I thought about running away andlearning how to make tofu.POSo why didn’t you?!PO’S DADOh, because it was a stupid dream.Can you imagine, me making tofu?(laughs at the thought)No. We all have our place in thisworld. Mine is here. And yours is--
7.POI know. Is here.PO’S DADNo, it’s at tables two, five,seven, and twelve.He loads Po’s arms with bowls of soup.PO’S DAD (CONT'D)Service with a smile!A GONG sounds in the distance. Po looks out the window at thedistant JADE PALACE.EXT. JADE PALACE - DAYSLAM ZOOM in towards Palace.End next to palace on an old red panda (SHIFU) playing aFLUTE. He is surrounded by the bushes and trees that nestlebetween the Palace buildings.Wider: We dolly around from behind the bushes. Stealthy darkshapes move in the foreground.Back on Shifu, still playing. He seems oblivious.Five figures explode from the undergrowth simultaneously,diving on Shifu.Shifu moves like lightning - the flute now wielded like astaff - he deflects, blocks, dodges, parries - the attackersgo flying They roll and pick themselves up, turning to face Shifu, whois now standing - poised - ready for their next move.SHIFUWell done, students. if you weretrying to disappoint me.He uses his flute to correct the Five’s technique.SHIFU (CONT'D)Tigress, you need more ferocity.Monkey, greater speed.Each of the Five bows respectfully as their name ismentioned.
8.SHIFU (CONT'D)Crane - height. Viper - subtlety.Mantis-Shifu suddenly points the flute at a scared PALACE GOOSE.ZENGMaster Shifu!SHIFU(impatiently)What?!ZENG(startled)Aah! It’s Master Oogway. He wantsto see you.Shifu looks up, concerned.INT. HALLWAYShifu strides purposefully down the hallway, which is linedwith palace geese.INT. SCROLL ROOM - DAYCandles, incense, and smoke fill the room. The door burstsopen, the candles flicker. Shifu enters.SHIFUMaster Oogway? You summoned me.He bows. Then looks up without unbowing.SHIFU (CONT'D)Is something wrong?Reveal Master Oogway. a wise, old tortoise.OOGWAYWhy must something be wrong for meto want to see my old friend?SHIFUSo. nothing’s wrong?OOGWAYWell, I didn’t say that.Shifu looks up, concerned. Oogway opens his mouth. andblows out a candle. And another candle. And another.
9.Finally, Shifu uses his Kung Fu to blow them all out. Oogwaysmiles knowingly.SHIFUYou were saying?OOGWAYI have had a vision. Tai Lungwill return.Shifu looks stricken.FLASHBACK - INT. SCROLL ROOMQuick, impressionistic images of Shifu battling a large,shadowy figure (Tai Lung).PRESENT - INT. SCROLL ROOMShifu is rattled. He looks at the claw marks that still scarthe wall and quickly looks away. But he regains hiscomposure.SHIFUThat is impossible. He is inprison.OOGWAYNothing is impossible.Shifu makes a split decision.Zeng!SHIFUHe comes flying in. Shifu gets in his face.SHIFU (CONT’D)Fly to Chogun Prison and tell themto double the guards, double theirweapons. Double everything! TaiLung does not leave that prison!ZENGYes, Master Shifu.The goose flies off, but. SMACK! He hits a column. Then heis off. Back on Oogway, as he walks toward camera, away fromShifu.
10.OOGWAYOne often meets his destiny on theroad he takes to avoid it.SHIFUWe have to do something. We can’tjust let him march on the valley,and take his revenge! He’ll, he’ll-Oogway looks into the water of the moon pool.OOGWAYYour mind is like this water, myfriend. When it is agitated, itbecomes difficult to see. But ifyou allow it to settle, the answerbecomes clear.Shifu and Oogway stare into the pool. Oogway settles thewater, revealing the reflection of an intricately carveddragon clutching a SCROLL in its mouth.SHIFUThe Dragon Scroll.OOGWAYIt is time.SHIFUBut who? Who is worthy to betrusted with the secret tolimitless power? To become.theDragon Warrior?!Dramatic music as we push in on Oogway’s face. Then.OOGWAYI don’t know.INT. NOODLE SHOP - DAYPo is serving customers, but has trouble squeezing betweentables.POOop.sorry.ANGRY PATRONHey! Watch it, Po!POSorry. Suck it up.
11.He sucks his belly in, but this causes his butt to interferewith a bunny family’s meal.Ugh!DISGUSTED PATRONPOOop! Sorry! A thousand pardons.A couple palace geese put up a poster on the wall and apalace pig hits a tiny gong. This gets Po’s attention. Herushes up to the poster.PO (CONT’D)What?! Master Oogway's choosing theDragon Warrior! Today!Customers jump up excitedly.PO (CONT'D)Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to theJade Palace!Po urges the villagers out the restaurant.PO (CONT'D)One of the Five is gonna get theDragon Scroll!Customers rush to finish their food.PO (CONT'D)We've been waiting a thousand yearsfor this! Just take the bowl!Other customers are finishing their soup.One old lady customer slowly counts out coins and puts themon the table.PO (CONT'D)This is the greatest day in Kung Fuhistory! Don't worry about it, justgo!He starts to run.PO’S DADPo! Where are you going?Po stops dead in his tracks, busted.POTo the.Jade Palace?
12.PO’S DADBut you’re forgetting your noodlecart! The whole valley will bethere, and you'll sell noodles toall of them.POSelling noodles? But Dad, you know,I was kinda thinking maybe I.Yeah?PO’S DADPOI was kinda thinking maybe I.Uh huh?PO’S DADPo wants to say something to his dad, but he loses his nerve.PO.Could also sell the bean buns.They are about to go bad.PO’S DADThat's my boy! I told you thatdream was a sign!POYeah, ha ha, glad I had it.EXT. VALLEY SQUARE - DAYThrongs of Villagers are streaming into the arena. A coupleBUNNY KIDS run by.Yippee!BUNNY FAN #1BUNNY FAN #2I’m a Kung Fu warrior!Me too!BUNNY FAN #1Where’s Po?PAN DOWN a long, long, long, long flight of stairs. Po standsat the bottom with his noodle cart, looking up at thedaunting task before him.Po struggles to pull his noodle cart up the stairs.
13.The sun beats down on Po, but he presses forward. Climbing.Climbing.DISSOLVE TO:EXT. VALLEY SQUARE - LATERPo is still struggling up the stairs.POCome on! Come on, ya-- Almostthere.He stops, flopping onto his back to catch his breath.WIDEN TO REVEAL he’s only made it up seven steps.PO (CONT'D)What? No! Oh No!Two Pigs pass by.Sorry, Po.KG SHAWJR SHAWWe’ll bring you back a souvenir.Po watches as they run up the stairs. His eyes narrow. Thisis his heroic moment.PONo. I’ll bring me back a souvenir.Po tosses off his hat and apron and begins his ascent up thestairs.EXT. JADE PALACE - ARENA PLATFORMOogway reaches the bottom of the palace stairs and a PalacePig bangs a gong.SHIFUIt is an historic day, isn’t it,Master Oogway?OOGWAYYes, and one I feared I would notlive to see. Are your studentsready?
14.SHIFUYes, Master Oogway.OOGWAYNow know this, old friend. WhomeverI choose will not only bring peaceto the Valley, but also to you.As Shifu contemplates what this could mean, Oogway startswalking off. Shifu quickly joins Oogway as they head towardsthe roaring crowd below. The pig bangs the gong.ANNOUNCERLet the tournament begin!EXT. VALLEY SQUARE - DAYThrongs of Villagers are streaming into the arena.EXT. TOP OF STAIRS - DAYPo gasps for air as he hoists himself over the last step,laughing victoriously.PO(out of breath)Yeah!The doors to the palace arena begin to close.PO (CONT’D)Oh no! No no no! Wait! I’m coming!Po runs to the entrance and proceeds to bang on the door.PO (CONT'D)Hey! Open the door!DRUMS inside drown out Po’s pounding. He yells.Let me in!PO (CONT'D)Inside, spectators’ screams drown out Po’s yelling.Po panics for a beat and then finds a window. He jumps andweakly struggles to pull himself up.Po struggles to peek through the window.
15.INT. PALACE ARENA - CONTINUOUSSHIFUCitizens of the Valley of Peace! Itis my great honor to present toyou. Tigress! Viper! Crane!Monkey! Mantis! The Furious Five!The Five jump into the middle of the ring.POThe Furious Five!Po manages a brief glimpse of the Five before a gust of windknocks Po to the ground and shuts the window.SHIFUWarriors prepare!Po runs over to a crack in the wall.POPeeky-hole!SHIFUReady for battle!Inside the arena, Po catches a glimpse of Crane as he spreadshis wings.POYeah! Woo! The Thousand Tongues ofFire!One of the spectators walks in front of Po, cutting off hisview.PIG FANWhoa! Look at that.POHey, get out of the way!Po backs up to get a better look at Crane in the sky andaccidentally falls down the stairs.Po climbs back up and drops his head -- he missed it.MONTAGE:Po tries karate chopping the door open.to no avail. Heslumps to the ground.
16.Ow.PO (CONT’D)Po attempts a pole vault, but falls on his back. The polewhips around and hits him into the arena wall.Po rigs a catapult, only to get clobbered by it. The crowdCHEERS.Po sits atop the stairs. Alone.SHIFUAnd finally.Master Tigress!Po snaps to attention.Po pulls on a rope tied to a tree.SHIFU (O.S.) (CONT’D)And believe me citizens, you havenot seen anything yet!I KNOW!!POSHIFU (O.S.)Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox andhis Blades of Death!Tigress sets up to deliver her move.Po launches himself up above the fence, gets a peek atTigress, then falls out of view just as she does her move.Po lands outside the arena in a fireworks tent.INT. TOURNAMENT RING - DAYOogway senses something. He raises his hand and the crowdhushes.OOGWAYI sense the Dragon Warrior is amongus.Shifu motions for the Five to gather in the center of thering.SHIFUCitizens of the Valley of Peace!Master Oogway will now choose.the Dragon Warrior!
17.EXT. TOURNAMENT RING - DAYPo comes to.POHuh? Oh no! Wait!He sees the fireworks and has an idea.Yeah!PO (CONT'D)INT. TOURNAMENT RING - DAYOogway closes his eyes and raises his hand as ceremonialDRUMS start to play.EXT. TOURNAMENT RING - DAYPo struggles with something, his back turned to us. Reveal hehas tied a load of fireworks to a chair. He hops on andlights the fuse.Po?!PO’S DAD (O.S.)Po’s Dad rushes over and tries to blow out the fuse.PO’S DAD (CONT'D)What are you doing?POWhat does it look like I’m doing?Stop! Stop! I’m going to see theDragon Warrior!PO’S DADBut I don’t understand. You finallyhad the noodle dream.Po looks uneasy.POI lied. I don’t dream aboutnoodles, Dad!He looks at the fuse. almost all gone. Po holds onto thechair for dear life, closes his eyes, and braces himself forliftoff.PO (CONT'D)I love kung fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
18.Po finally opens his eyes.He’s still on the ground. The fuse was a dud. Po falls facefirst into the dirt. He looks away, embarrassed. Po’s Dadholds out his apron.PO’S DADCome on, son. Let’s get back towork.Okay.POPo sighs, starts to reach for the apron, then-- BOOM! Therockets ignite, propelling Po into the stadium wall.PO’S DADOh! Come back!Po’s rocket chair blasts him into the sky amid a shower offireworks.CROWDOooh! Aaahh!Po climbs up and up.until the rockets die out and the chairloses power.Uh oh.POOogway’s arm sweeps down the line of the expectant Five. Pofalls towards the center of the ring.The tension builds as the Five wait to see who will bepicked. Then. SMASH!Po lands and kicks up a huge dirt cloud, obscuring the ring.INT. ARENAPO POV: He sees the Five looking down at him, appalled. Pocomes round slowly, getting his bearings. He looks around andsees Oogway. Strangely, the old turtle is smiling.POWhat’s going on? Where.uh? Whatare you pointing--?He looks up. An awful realization starts to dawn. Po GULPS.He is desperately embarrassed.
19.PO (CONT'D)Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wanted tosee who the Dragon Warrior was.He tries to shuffle his butt out of there, mumblingapologies.OOGWAYHow interesting.TIGRESSMaster, are you pointing at.me?Him.Who--?OOGWAYPOPo tries moving out of the way of Oogway’s finger, but itkeeps following him.You.Me?OOGWAYPOOogway grabs Po's hand and holds it up for all to see.OOGWAYThe universe has brought us theDragon Warrior!QUICK CUTS:What?What?What?WHAT?POFURIOUS FIVESHIFUPO’S DADThe pig bangs the gong.The crowd goes wild! They cheer! They scream! Confetti falls!A palanquin is carried past Shifu.
20.SHIFUStop! Wait! Who told you to--?Po stands there, utterly stunned, his mouth hanging open. Heis abruptly lifted up out of shot.Cut to the Palace Geese straining.Po is being lifted with great effort on the palanquin. He iscarried off. Shifu elbows his way urgently through thethronging crowd to get to Oogway.SHIFU (CONT’D)Master Oogway, wait! That flabbypanda can’t possibly be the answerto. our problem. You were aboutto point at Tigress. That thingfell in front of her. That was justan accident!OOGWAYThere are no accidents.Oogway smiles benignly as we hear an off-screen CRASH!The camera adjusts to reveal the palanquin has collapsedunder Po.Shifu looks at Oogway. Oogway just smiles.A squad of burly pigs rushes in and hoists Po, the palanquin,and the Geese onto their shoulders, and they head off for theJade Palace. Stunned, Shifu watches them go.Behind him, the Five approach and bow.TIGRESSForgive us, Master. We have failedyou.Shifu spins around.SHIFUNo. If the panda has not quit bymorning, then I will have failedyou.Confetti flutters through the air as the celebrationcontinues around them.CUT TO:
21.EXT. PRISON -- NIGHTA huge prison is carved into the side of a frozen mountain.Fifteen stories of iron and rock. No windows. One door -locked, bolted and sealed tight. Rhinoceros guards in armorpatrol the perimeter.Zeng, the palace goose, flies into frame and a Rhino Sentryspots him in the distance. He lands, sliding on the ice andcrashing into the gate. The rhinos point their spears at him.ZENGWait wait wait! I bring a messagefrom Master Shifu.CLANG! The doors creak open. The terrified goose peers in.CUT TO:INT. PRISON -- A MOMENT LATERCOMMANDERWhat?!?!(reading)”Double the guard?! Extraprecautions?! Your prison may notbe adequate!”The Goose is quaking in fear. Stern Rhinos surround him,staring daggers at him. The Commander snaps the scroll shut.COMMANDER (CONT'D)You doubt my prison’s security?ZENGAbsolutely not.(then)Shifu does. I’m just the messenger.COMMANDERI’ll give you a message for yourMaster Shifu.ON A BRIDGECOMMANDEREscape from Chogun Prison isimpossible!The Goose is awed by the cavernous prison.
22.Whoa.ZENGThe goose looks over the bridge’s edge. The prison goes downa long ways. The commander hits the goose on the back.COMMANDERImpressive, isn’t it?A feather from the goose drifts down the prison.ZENGYes, very impressive. It’s VERYimpressive.COMMANDEROne way in, one way out, onethousand guards, and one prisoner.ZENGYes, except that prisoner is TaiLung.AT THE ELEVATORCOMMANDERTake us down.Several guard rhinos winch the goose and the commander down.The commander grabs the chain and shakes the elevator, tryingto scare the goose.ZENGWhat are you doing?!The commander just laughs. The elevator finally lands,sending an echo throughout the prison.AT DOORS A number of doors unlock, one after the other. Finally, adrawbridge is lowered out onto an island.Oh my.ZENG (CONT’D)COMMANDERBehold, Tai Lung.ZENGI’ll um.I’m just gonna wait righthere.
23.COMMANDERIt’s nothing to worry about. It’sperfectly safe.He shoves the goose out ahead of him.Oof!ZENGCOMMANDERCrossbows! At the ready!ZENGCrossbows?!They approach TAI LUNG, a giant, muscular snow leopard boundin a giant piece of tortoise shell armor and chains. Hebarely registers signs of life. The commander walks right upto him.COMMANDERHey, tough guy, did you hear?Oogway’s finally gonna give someonethe Dragon Scroll and it’s notgonna be you!The goose can’t believe it.ZENGWhat are you doing?! Don’t get himmad.COMMANDERWhat’s he gonna do about it? I’vegot him completely immobilized.The Commander stomps on Tai Lung's tail. We hear a crunch.The goose flinches. But Tai Lung does not react.COMMANDER (CONT'D)Awww. Did I step on the wittykitty’s tail? Awww.Tai Lung doesn’t move. His eyes stare coldly straight ahead.ZENGI’m good. I’ve seen enough. I’mgonna tell Shifu he’s got nothingto worry about.COMMANDERNo, he doesn’t.
24.ZENGOkay, I’ll tell him that. Can weplease go now?The Commander starts to walk back to the elevator. The goosehurries after him.The goose’s feather flutters into frame. We follow thefeather as it lands right in front of Tai Lung.HIS EYES OPEN. Tai Lung grabs the feather with his tail.INT. JADE PALACE - HALLWAYThe palace doors open to reveal Po on the palanquin, hundredsof villagers behind him.CROWD(chanting)Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!Po is ushered in and the doors close. He is alone. He runsback to the closed palace doors.POWait a second! Hello? Uh.I thinkthere’s been a slight mistake.Everyone seems to think that I’m,uh.Po finally realizes where he is.PO (CONT'D)Whoa. The Sacred Hall of Warriors.No way! Would you look at thisplace!He rushes up to a display of armor.PO (CONT'D)(GASP)Master Flying Rhino’s Armor! Withauthentic battle damage!He rushes up to a green sword, making sure not to touch it.PO (CONT'D)(GASP)The Sword of Heroes! Said to be sosharp you can cut yourself just bylooking-- OW!He stares at a black sopt on the wall.
25.PO (CONT'D)(GASP)The Invisible Trident of Destiny!?He admires a painting.PO (CONT'D)(GASP)I’ve only seen paintings of thatpainting.Po runs around the room, amazed by all the ancient kung fuartifacts. Something special catches Po’s eye.PO (CONT'D)(loudly)Nooo! Ohhhh!He runs over to it.PO (CONT'D)The legendary Urn of WhisperingWarriors! Said to contain the soulsof the entire Tenshu army.(calling into vase)Hellooo?SHIFUHave you finished sight-seeing?Po GASPS.PO(to vase)Sorry. I should’ve come to see youfirst.SHIFUMy patience is wearing thin.PO(to vase)Oh. Well, I mean, it’s not like youwere going anywhere.SHIFUWould you turn around?Sure.POPo turns and sees Shifu.
26.PO (CONT'D)Hey, how’s it going?Po turns back to the vase.PO (CONT'D)(to vase)Now how do you get five thousand-(cutting himself off)Master Shifu!Po bumps the vase which falls and BREAKS.PO (CONT'D)Someone.broke that. But I’m gonnafix it. Do you have some glue?The vase debris screams as Po tries to pick up the pieces.PO (CONT'D)Ow! Ooh. Splinter.Po fumbles around. Shifu looks irked.SHIFUSo you’re the legendary DragonWarrior. Hmmm?POUh.I guess so?Shifu smiles and shakes his head.SHIFUWrong! You are not the DragonWarrior. You will never be theDragon Warrior until you havelearned the secret of the DragonScroll.He points to a dragon on the ceiling with a single scroll inits mouth.PO(in awe)Whoa.(then)So how does this work? You have aladder or trampoline or.?SHIFUYou think it’s that easy? That I amjust going to hand you the secretto limitless power?
27.No, I.POSHIFUOne must first master the highestlevel of kung fu. And that isclearly impossible if that one issomeone like you.POSomeone like me?Shifu walks around Po - pointing out his weaknesses.SHIFUYes. Look at you.this fat butt.Shifu HITS Po on the butt with his staff.SHIFU (CONT'D)Flabby arms.POThose are sensitive in the flabbyparts.Shifu SWATS Po on the arm with his staff.SHIFUAnd this ridiculous belly.Shifu HITS Po in the belly with his staff.Hey.POSHIFU--and utter disregard for personalhygiene.PO(pointing at Shifu)Now wait a minute. That’s a littleuncalled-for.SHIFUDon’t stand that close.I cansmell your breath.POListen.Oogway said that I was theShifu pinches Po’s outstretched digit.
28.PO (CONT'D)(gasp)The Wuxi Finger Hold?! Not the WuxiFinger Hold!SHIFU(sly)Oh, you know this hold?PODevelopedbyMasterWuxiInTheThirdDynasty-- YES.SHIFUOh, then you must know what happenswhen I flex my pinky.Po nervously eyes his finger locked in Shifu’s grip and nodsquickly.No no no!POSHIFUYou know the hardest part of this?The hardest part is cleaning upafterwards.POOkay! Okay! Take it easy.SHIFUNow listen closely, panda. Oogwaymay have picked you, but when I’mthrough with you, I promise you,you’re going to wish he hadn’t. Arewe clear?POYeah, we’re clear. We’re clear. Weare so clear.SHIFUGood. I can’t wait to get started.INT. TRAINING HALLThe doors open, revealing Po nursing his wounded finger.Shifu steps out of the way and Po’s face goes into shock. TheFive are performing death-defying kung fu moves in thetraining hall. Tigress smashes a swinging, spiked ball ofwood. ANGLE ON AN AWESTRUCK PO, as shards of wood blast intohis face. Po is intimidated and overwhelmed.
29.Shifu scowls at Po.SHIFULet’s begin.He gestures to the gauntlet. Po’s eyes go wide.POWait wait wait.What? Now?SHIFUYes.now. Unless you think thegreat Oogway was wrong, and you arenot the Dragon Warrior.POOh, okay. Well-- I don’t know if Ican do all of those moves.Shifu walks away and Po half-heartedly follows.SHIFUWell, if we don’t try, we’ll neverknow will we?POUh, yeah. It’s just, maybe we canfind something more suited to mylevel.SHIFUAnd what level is that?POWell, ya know.I’m not a master,but uh, let’s just start at zero,level zero.SHIFUThere is no such thing as levelzero.POHey! Maybe I can start with that.Po points at a rather friendly-looking dummy.SHIFUThat? We use that for trainingchildren. And for propping the dooropen when it’s hot. But if youinsist.Relieved, Po turns to the dummy. The Five gather around him.
30.POWhoa. The Furious Five. You're somuch bigger than your actionfigures -- except for you, Mantis.You’re about the same.Mantis gives him a look.SHIFUGo ahead, panda. Show us what youcan do.POUm, are they gonna watch? Or shouldI just wait until they get back towork or something.Hit it.SHIFUPOOk. I mean, I just ate. So I’mstill digesting. So my kung fumight not be as good as later on.SHIFUJust hit it.Po psyches himself up, doing some Jack Fu.POAlright. Whatcha got? You gotnothing cause I got it right here.You picking on my friends? Getready to feel the thunder. I’mcomin’ at him with the crazy feet.Whatcha gonna do about my crazyfeet? I’m a blur. I’m a blur. Younever seen bear style, you onlyseen praying Mantis! OR. I couldcome at you Monkey style. OR. I’mcomin’ at ya snikity-snake.Shifu and the Five stare at Po, perplexed.SHIFUWould you hit it!POAlright.alright.Po lightly hits the dummy and it rocks back into place.
31.SHIFUWhy don’t you try again?harder.A littlePo punches it again, knocking it all the way backwards. Heturns to Shifu, smug.POHow’s tha-WHAP! The dummy rights itself and smacks Po. Totally dazed,Po trips and stumbles his way through the obstacle course.The Five instinctively step forward to help Po, but Shifuholds up his hand to stop them.BACK ON POPO (CONT'D)Ow, that hurts.A spiky tethered ball sends Po flying into the jade turtleexercise, where it rattles him around.SHIFU(to the Five)This’ll be easier than I thought.Back to Po in the turtle bowl.POFeeling a little nauseous.The turtle spills him out and he stumbles into the army ofwooden dummies.PO (CONT'D)Ow, those are hard! Ooh! I thinkI.The last dummy whaps him in the crotch and everything becomesstill.PO (CONT’D)Oooohoohoo.my tenders.He struggles to get on his feet, takes one step and reachesout to a dummy arm.and immediately gets pummeled all overagain. Po comes out the other side battered and bruised andfinds he is standing on the floor that shoots out bursts offlame. We see reflections of fire on the Five and Shifu as Pogets singed. He comes crawling into frame.
32.PO (CONT'D)How did I do?SHIFUThere is now a level zero.CUT TO:EXT. BUNKHOUSE - NIGHTThe Five are walking to the bunkhouse, which sits high on ahill.MANTISThere’s no words.CRANENo denying that.VIPERI don’t understand what MasterOogway was thinking. The poor guy’sjust gonna get himself killed.CRANE(mocking)He is so mighty! The Dragon Warriorfell out of the sky on a ball offire.MANTISWhen he walks, the very groundshakes!TIGRESSOne would think that Master Oogwaywould choose someone who actuallyknew Kung Fu.CRANEYeah, or could at least touch histoes.MONKEYOr even see his toes.As the others walk off, we reveal Po, who unbeknownst to themhas been walking behind them this whole time, hearingeverything.He attempts to look at his toes but just sees gut. He liftsup his stomach, leans forward. leans. leans. and fallsover.
33.He gets up and watches them go inside. He sighs.INT. BUNKHOUSEPo peeks around the corner.Okay.POHe tip-toes into the hall.SQUEAK. The floorboards strain beneath him. SQUEAK.PO (CONT’D)(whispering)Great.Po takes a gentle step. CRE-E-E-A-AA--CHUNK! Po’s foot goesthrough the floor. Po tries to recover. SQUEAK-SQUEAK-SQUEAK!THUNK! Po rolls his ankle and stumbles through a bedroomdoor.Crane is staring back at him.PO (CONT'D)Oh hey.hi. You’re up.Am now.CRANEPOI was just uh.
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