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OTHER BOOKS BY JEFF KINNEY Diary of a Wimpy Kid Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School The Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book The Wimpy Kid Movie Diary --, COMING SOON: MORE DIARY OFA WIMPY KID
13-1ARY by Jeff Kihhey
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OCTOBER Vlextbies4c7 revolve drouhci rne, bu some irnes dcAuttlIp0.0ES. V6ebliarsksckia:de-kkL---T-sdw---- -6snovie cti.ciu d meth w6se wl)ole life is secre ly 1)6113 filmed for d TV show. l'his world, ahri 1)e gloe 1-11 KNOW i . 14e11 -Yrn sihce Saw ovie,,Tve k;hj of 3 0 MF. HOPE YOU- CREEPS ARE ENJOYING YOURSELVES.
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e is 131/ saple iniesl Atohaer 60.15L nucil REAL and 61N mud\ of i is RIGGED. Because illeAitici.s 6V44.1212thArif Me are co ridiculous, TAmohcler ifsorneahe Fl SE is pulling ibe—c rihes. If i Is all fdke, tyeLEAST tile ?e0Se iti clIdr3e can cia. Lc alive me some juicier slines o work waty— NOW ABOUT "GREG GETS A GIRLFRIEND"? 0--1: "GREG- GETS A MOTORCYCLE'? -OR- "GREG GETS A GIRLFRIEND AND A MOTORCYCLE"?
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Ld er oh I'm 3ohhd sldp my cd cywotse oh every piece of mercluthclise cdh 6;4 of drLwaiiAr o s ar rollih3 ih. 1111 audrdhime. THIS ) 6ou31. m ho 3ohhck ehCI WAS ohe of 60se wdstleckuv celebr; ies who sells s jus 0 make d clled? buck. SAY 11--! SAY IT! I DON'T TI-IINK SO. J17.;512; BISCUITS-0 p
eoheAliba rve learhej about elevisioh ;s ha celed. Bu sooher or ille Id5 SecISOh d cute k; -to burn? 1 he ih iv-I-trocluce a hew ?e or ra ihas. So wheh pi li-t le bro-therviAabb wasiarh., 1 fivirea hey were ryitia to reOacene asihe star of he show wiih a fresh hew face— lbe -LwasiNaw sk hewbonalaly coii14 be ah ACTOR. plabe,lAsAta ne-t- be;h3 cahirolletiirkint adul-t who was icifieh frorn view. 9
1 bu 6 dirlh' s op me from cl)eckih3 every ohce ih a wilile jus to make sure. S 3- -HD;h3 arouhcl oh }tic owh. So }leh Iwohclerecl kile wcts ac ually a super-63})- ec}y wihrlui toy or eVeh Some kid 0f ROBOT. Illeh I thoodhi maybe EVERYBODYACQUIAL .1 me wctS d r0i)O-1- dhCI I WdS 6e ohly de Udi 1-lurricth be;h5 ih -I-1,e family. Robn c herd elec riciiy for power, So 6 would explaih why we have wo or i)ree owl-le-Fs ;h every room of ANe house. 10
would ALSO ex?laihsoe 11;h3s my laihk m ho 1;s ehih,cy. ictreh lAYBE -r WE SPOULD GO AWAY FOR THE WEEKEND AND :F(7.i-tARGP- OUR RATTFRTFS- roboi-s use 1)4 er;e re were GO, bu do lutve d fCW8,UeSSeS. s\AU ER 111F/ 'P. 4 1' , 511519 vise 11
cl ou if my family T—fia members were rol)0 s was 0 See if 1 cnutel a- ohe of 4ern o s6or -c;rcui . Bu eiiiyer Pd415 d ktd erTrOOf model or ile".sdu d regular 6tvidh wi4 ho SehSe of /wrnor. MAT ihc;cleh 3o me 3rouhclecl for a week.— oocl Tam %)il, bu I'm sure 1)e ra ih, js were ih -11)e oile for d wile af er 11a . JUNE 0 12.
3ueSS 6ereS d ciNahce 6a rni juS .sth life diaLtrn O rd ihdr/ Aye tharo Lsopie TV sbow. be SOMEONE fmci- NOT Bu Alere could s ill Alere Wd C1lib8. VIA ailAe Ththe SjbAle, uhiVerse,Alere's GOTTA ih elli3e11 life au 1)ere. Sorme enie sdy },a dlierNS were atiehc Are—SMARL ahcl %ILA keeiih3 d low 1-le 16eire ?rotidbly syyjb3 0h uS Se.COhd4 3d 1eriti9 ihforrrid-hoh dbou live our lives. 13
Myleii.s 6 bousellie,ssiceaduayiantledrones . 6 Ae aliehs use o learn itna3es bdck a Aleir 41;1:IL Because ;f youve ever Seeh d ?ic-fure of d y its pre-Hy obvious 4eir eyes are CI U? dace 11 cidufillf 66 ecksArgeros. be reap ct e4 cio3 ?on?. Bui Suess Ale/ye 30 eir rectsohs for 6 . Seem 0 .1111 i - .0 : . .f. . c ctp .,
ve triecl to eliaiti r m cries o r,y iareh s cold o 6er 3rowh-ups, bu-f it's ?re-Hy /clear hobocly itighis 0 }Near w6a soLnelickuts ioscy. So every cluthce 8e ) 1 rndke sure itle AlithS khow oh 11eir sicle. TAKE ME or Because if we Cdh o i ri36 Abov-t .6ellies4 }lou.31‘. pktAttalleth dh t1,05(/ )1 TOFS, dliehjtIVAS101a dilf Secohj bow 15
1lNeAtt,8 Ls I 'Ye-ALWAYSfel Aesaneaht's ou kee1ih3 cil)S oh my life. Af er,cydhcitao 4er FcksseLaw meIlle safeilecciuseNdhck wskswci c6ilua aVer rne from })edVeh. illitIL 6credcovi all, 6 0 d 10 of issues wit}1 6 way i works. rr' ft sm ., (I.i10411111 (t/" . . ; e - Mw rn fihe wi t)Nand wa ciah3 over me wileh rudirba g sks1 40ard or doih3 some ilih5 Where 04er irneS w1eh you jus heed some Privacy. 16
.) cl nr C 1. NA6d-i- worries the jS 6d , WbehiSkhd. WdS dliVf-, come-limes Icould be ?ret-ty obhoxious. So if was T }per, 6ck? A) ehed o me. 17
If Ncon:0 looks 6 o 11er way IANeh I rn crossih3 e siree or sorne 6hcjiikethicuti, bldrne i)er. acAua le,el kilaci of BAD as 1\1,dhd tutS 0 keel) dh eye oh r,e weh y-four worketillarri sdaer edrhej 13 jife, ctc d wdi ressi sa sile ri311 o RELAX.
I }lope sl\es si tirlaihdx1MileAsibere ih }NeciVeh recidih3 }ter rorndhce hoVelS, the hni. we c6h3 Some oh prfeful rnidclle scilnol kid 40;h3 bis }Nornework every hi5}11-. .11 d 1 r cn Ili ell you TI-LIS: 'tf 15c ;h 0 Iledveh, Im isih Alta c nr doihs i)001 ino?-41e-loor ArauhdAe clou 19
-There s ho cluthce j.rn sohha 3e s uck wd cilih3 oversorie3red rdh.akacLSAdrclLy eyehkbew ---i. ol./ IN 1 I I' , .— I I -The ohlyAlitl6A-6 idill make ;-1- h is if I 1,%idve rAae y do Some-1-6h3 ---- 2.0 dhhoVihci / .l. ,,. .
Rem 014 the its ho-Ljus NANAietho"s wa sA)ih3 oxerrne ; Ic Al I ray relaiistes wl)o've ilassecl Ili-ha -Of W-LS11--Slat---611h 0111 MAUI ) teCAUSe— hOW W zaper of Alex Arucksl Auriha a siellih3 es , lied a lo more 3t/iL Abou ; . hercdiobs Ais 6h3 5oes BACK—rmlinewi whdrej Years or so ,11u it i Is ripANole lamily ree alL .6ewarta . ke be3ihhih3) d aiffereh s ory- 21
LnIeAb -1L/ XelcthVeSjranlSAV-eiliah jteS-- Vid c6ih3 over me., 6oSe ur are robd1)17 3ohhci be re bp.ohfuseci by wild I do oh ah Averthae cidy . TO le iloheCtI rn ho comforthible wak a 6ese 12.ealASIOOkiba OVernySboultier—TLry rehttiVeS- irrie 5 97 NAIL 6e S6ower or :1S e my edrladx, 8ohhd be ?rei-ty awkward w6eh we reuhatio er oh. 22
illurscid7 We INGtveArAook f dird scbool -t6sAmeek, TI-IOUGI-IT I WdS diloWeL O RiCk44 everI— wah e.d, 6e money i urhS Ou. MOrtiexrC ed oh 'b-SiXehCt BOOKS. VilleitalcaL,Je 6—chance 0 owh d . h ?ec;1 ct Su a }lard o wi-4 80081tryes, bau ?ass u?. SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE wale 1,d) Besides I-le pencil, 19o a ?os er d Cd Sdyih3 some- 6115 SarcdS ic, ah eraser ANaieci like a ldhEld d CdISIAA OrAd 810WS ih -1-6e dark ) d ?eh 6a wri es uhclerwa er, and dha4 er Sidh ?ehCil witl) googly eyes ) ii4S Alu eaceAke firs one 5e s los or s olelry. 23
i-ivmpairF I .i 41ere WAS d C dhce Morn rvii311 ho i iNer money, so 1 mule Sure o dlso Bu Monwasiii inressecl- Slle SdyS 1 iltiVe10-- 80 hcia— OPIOrrOWMICL rdrie hsdLtileStiej.S.— 61'311 for books. -41e brdih is likesste,, 1tha if joh4 exercise i , siufLiilLe. weriLdhLimusky. Silescys vicka 84ttescacLI\LIre.A14. bdsicdfly 3ohha be dAnihciless zornbie for 1-le rest' of my life. 2.4
Morn Said ;f urhed off 4e eleVisioh dhci ?u flowh my 3drne coh roller, 1rni3h discover d 11"Id )S d hi time Morn's riecl o 3e me to s-i-ep ou of my cnrnfor znhe, rve falleh fla oh My face. -th 6e 4irif dde we had d Poetry Uhl ih Scbool dh4 1,44)eh showed iler w6d was WOrk;h5 oh, Morn WdS ?re-Hy irfirPSSe4. S/Ne seh ohe of my poems off o ANe I\Ick-F;ohdi Poe t- couha o see ;f y Two weeks Id er, we 30 d le er lack ih 1)e -----NATIONAL-110ETRY—COW11----Dear Gregory Heffley, CCngratulations.-Yourpoe Anthology, an annual collection of the nation's best work by the most promising poets. 25
Morn WdS REALLY C) C1 e4 d1)011 -i4 1 ddrni heWS skinci . Iwas, co. Ik;hci of 5o ih o 6e icka of ixih8 A Toe , AhcLevehs sur eA aAress cliffereh ly d SC6001. Bu i urhs ou 4 w6le "PothrAh 6oloca/ hih8wcvscd4ATQKE,Ers oLdll, he—book— poenswereirLreally ;hy Trih .S. iook me.a 6aj lour o f;h4 my poem ih }lere, and key spelled my harne wroh3, avyway. 26
AWFUL Mos of 6em seerneri I;ke illey were wriii-eh by five-year-olds. My Turtle Fred by Maya Peebles My turtle Fred He is not dead He sleeps in his shell And-when-he-does-die Lgue.s& he will smell -141eir voem ihciudej ih !ladiiainslec-l f work" 4c book, dhcl -i-6e ANole 6ihve&is jus Alxilac601----- 66117. I 3 ess 6e way 6e 1\1c1 ;ohc11 Poe ry Couhcil makes mohey t -141e suckers wlw 3o t PUBLISI4ED Al ii— a I OT of mohey Off of us. Morn 1)0036 eh copies o 1.Ndhd OD o relatives„dhcl -1-1)e books were ei36 y Lcks a pop. 27
BusAltAa ccise I6mh ecL o 3iveA -1,e. riydcicis Dhe cl,L Na-hohdi Pine.-fry Couhcil keirt Seh4;h3 uS le fers ahri cailih3, ask;h3 us 0 buy more books, ahcj Itkhk—af erdWINileMom fihally realized ;1WaSalluS ai3iah scam. My co es of 4e. "Poe ry Ah-tholo8y" are ;h -1-}le Lauhary room, Q004 10 a ledS -they're be;h8 ?u to use- . Ohce Mom Gib ; ;h }her }read 6 I was ecLahcl Gif e4 prof caSCilool. 23 dm
T syelerneh ary schooLAIL 6.reallysndr i.kis were ;h 6e Sleh ecLstiadGif ect--peram TT 1/4fuessAle ierAerS clidlai .Aqtlh us re8ular kias ififeeLigrLdhodaurstlYes,sowbehAey edllecLilleTstieh eLdha GLf eL8roulL ovio f clds.s for 6eir rrie.e-fihd , ibe.y used d code hare. AA AAA 41.4kAAAA A A AAAAA A WOULD MR. NALPERS HELPERS PLDNS-E -REPORTTO THE CAFETERIA? Mr.AialFerwilsafirjsmai or, dhcl for a loh3 kids ih Mr. Hdlier's Helpers were ou,s1 jus voluh eers wah ed (wive f it a }kited 29
-ibeh 1: 4sihaIIy realized 6 Mr. lidl?er's Helpers were all 6e braihie.s kits ih Our 12:30 1.7p.p Studies 2.00 moiy, 60u5ilvt bel0h5ed ih Idleh PcLcilad eif CCI Snar7LstIOU s , bu Ao remember ohe of he clueSliohs. Fill in the blank: Johnny is the best at math. Johnny is the best at swimming. Johnny is the best at reading. Johnny is 30
Lookih3 riowh Sorne-t6i1a8 else Jo6hhy WdS BU y s,ildirdC Cr, so red! wro-i-e bes d . sorneillihviiffereh . -Johnnyis o, s\-vmisi.-or E-Veh -tboudk wstS mdd a sik Morn tsecduse sale 6ou56 was SPIdr ehou36 o b.e.jial-dietheLdbiCGifielL-BU believe r,iaSels.irkire d eful 6e-cu- 4-Axeccuistibroidlesc Arurid 6dVe 0 ateAilieretairVeL cl;dh' rndke irks-like-Ate4L 113 recess 0 do Ile -fedcllersi fax re-furhs, 31
-1-8(ieSSMartlfek 12re iyigiCLIAialeiih a 1-dleh e4 dhd Gif e(I, but" d few weeksia erstat old me some 80nd hews. Ske said 130 ?icke 6e scilool co be ih d special CIA called i)e "adrni)S" 6 Ilaci secre mee ih8s wice awtek. Well, 1 was really excaecLabou 6s Cllani6h3 sthCI was hervous w1eh 1 weh o my firs secre mee ih ,i Bu it urbs ou 6e atarls were jus . kicisiike neiaa h3 1)eir "R"s, stha we barl. o work w; 1, Mrs. Pressey oh Tuesdays Adibrart o 7 0 improve. ab ER"--R-R . I doh' khow w60 home, iso le me eit you, we 6ou3 i was AWESOME. 32
Parit18resgss if 16C-612s-werecanih5 hratz8h, all 6. a14 kitis 50 ou of he way. hihk he Lah3 a,je Lizards were jus jealous of 33
Me ah4 -t-}Ne oi4)er aarnis were i5M, and ose Tuescidpkhrl eethia8s because bea6Lays ehded up urhin ;h o d free-for-all. . Bu Morn any vro3, u artowark wiiktme af ersc620LAhcLaf er a few rnoh-fh S, couiri sdy my Rs wi 14 ht, ?rot)iern. RAT ROCK RESTROOM RAINBOW RATTLE 3Lf
Uhfor uh 4 meah I rlicih) heed o be ih /Ne Clamps dhror FAKED like i spuldh't say my Rs juS co I could s gyitAleciuli.aaDile. cialie py aufir-cl cl.wh dhcl slipped 1 . I-IAND ME TI-1A--1 LER, RANDY! wab me. 35
1-8uess EVERY idreh bilaksAleir kicLis hai—Bui 1 6;4 ; 's s driihspo 3e diiiile ou of coh rol. Mdhhy ?Idyecl soccer 11;s sr;h3) ahLtlis earn STUNK. 11 ,,.ey heVer 8o-i- d S;h ie 30a1, ahrl 6 ‘f o 6er eans sc.ored a leas eh -ErneS a ,jdrne. I cliflh INel? -i-lw Aleir 30al;e, Tocker Reryi-ffeh Ale w6ole -time si-uffih8 brass ;h ' belly bu oh. A 6 ehd of -1-6. sedsotio . 6e 7 6dcl a ro?Ily cerernohy. 1 bou31 ohly 1e kids oh ille WINININIGAe001A 3e roillieitLIA;c1-1 ;s Ilow ; worked lack—imbeh l TicyeLsocce.r. B0 1 3uess samel ldreb swere%,,forriecickithAei osih3 - e.dini3ly letLidcl . flu t.erkselves, IN year EVERYONE 30 a -frnlilly. 36 so 11;s
'1117 were GOOD roOlies, oo. 11),ey were 8i3dh ic dhd plackaLine d1, ho c}led? like Ile ohes4alhaeLau AabehlwAsi fie—Ahri ro?})y 4dh fucker 1 wanderAjkesekia khow life; -4104. BecduSe rneSSecl u Id ersabAl ? 605e soccer roillies dradv.i hia dh effect oh ME. E Very so of-kb DL 6ihkck6u eh eriV-13 d corrfeS d scoot bu w6h see ke size of 6 ro?I‘ies, Ilose ih eres . um.1 CNANGED // N SIGN UP FOR THE SEOGRPHY BEE 37
'Friday Toddy 1 froinAeAnakictir4AtaiAleh Mo rn caw w a eVer7ohe d SCI1001 is So CrdZy di)Otrf. Morn Solid si)e mih recl me n 3e books 1Ick were 11 tviOre of d choice. Sihce be book fair is d few weeks before Halloweeh, 1)is is 4 kited of 38 s uff
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1 feels like hese scary books juStsdrne ou of NOWI-1ERE. e LIS series 6 wdS redly popuhr d i n s cool wd.s Uhcier?dh s Bdhclas books, INA -1-}pose are yes erady's hews ainditicterpth sath4i s book PA Hier how. .6is week, dhel dh e;J}14,-grader adve him dh d ornic Weci3ie. ho u wbeh I read 6ern ehrj up luivih3 hi3h rndres. Bu Rowley's eVeh rvioreoLd chkkeh hdh esause alL 61006 I-1E picked ou were from 6 Svhe kklers JUNIOR series, are supposed to
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Af enyour brdih 5- -Es uhf rozeh, Suess ?u ; ih a robo body, w})icb ?robdbly dkes d i0 of se-Hih3 used 0. NERD! iqvvi-L7 - r-- v e 4, t." 46. ry e ocje 1,er ehou8Limahey, oLEAnrivthcL6 Tm eohlaclfretz4 11)06h4 ccrd -1-}Ne clIedver 0? ;oh, you ehcl up re5re ih3 i . 01-1, COME ON! 1i7
So urclay o ula atalloWeeh, cihel My forn.iltifeta AL c1ecara iohsih froh a f 6eAause- - We user} o keep i really is ohcl 6uticj Some cobwebs, a few jack-o'-ldtherhscldplosiic Spier or -1-wo. Bu 601 our hf;34s- s 4 slr ect out oh qolloweeh, and Suciciehly our rietarciiitthSiarlket4re Skiell. So 1c15 tear Momluthtt ci ROciriCk for 7 bucks cola u? sore more for 11e froh ?or41. Lis s uff
Bu Rodrick blew i all Oh -4;s really awful elec ronic A las-tic wi 41. 16wct bo;se, 1e w; cl, le s ou 1,is blooricurrllih3 cackle 6 aoes oh F ORFVFR.AielaiisiutkeahcLas eyes 310w reel. *A4#4 *M14. FR
Bu w6oeVer created Aux -tilih5 se /Ne Volume -too 64) and ilere's ho Wsky o urh i clowh. You 1cIV e o ladi for Ale wi c6 8o -1-11rou86 i s whole rou ihe, wilicb is like wo mihu-tes Joh& Vej1uh8 ou over 1e froh ?oreLlas yedr, bu little kids were 00 scdred of -flIe aticLibeolaly rick-or--tred-ters we })ad were Ave eeha3ers w10 cdme after 10 p.m. 16- d f ih -1e furNice room ih 6e basemeh i dhci 6 13541' re SCAseeh ever Sihce. Bu 11d cloeShi mesh ; 'S S o?e(1 cduSih3 PROBLEMS, 50
sewacb ;s SUPER sehsi iVe 0 souhcLoihri SorneiirtieSAle s1;86 es-Lhoise w;11 se i off, even if Ale hoise ;S oh d differeh floor. To rotike rvict ter.s VORSE,ALitmc o i 11 6dve d rnihc# of ; s ow, dha ohe p,dke&A PEER.S3m 6cLA itas theita sleeTov d 6h3. 51
Ive tea% ryih3 dll year o cohVihce Momcl dh bu PA juS d ?Ids ic . ayrnah4 I Pdcl ST i IS heed 0 s 0? beih3 .such d SCdreciy-cd . Bial—y.5s Marn an sick of 1.)e wi c1 randomly aola5 afLatlAleiine,,dhcidfew weeki.450 s})e o ,j dowhs dirs dhd dke 6e ba eries ou , wilic}N he did. old Pad o Ahd whd hdppehed NEXT ;.s A .,,e redsoh 1 aVehj beeh ih Ile furhdce room ever sihce. Wild SiihkS iS 46-1- dil r7 old lidlloweeh coSi-urneS dre cl0Wh ih Ile furhdce room. So uhless Mom's fietillih3 o s1rirv for someilaih3AIEW I jJess year. 52
Suhday 1n Jell4A11 6e61rd-wark-we-?tri- ;h o decora ;h5 for Halloweeh yet-ferriay 30 wiped ou . A &Axil of 3eese0 a ibe jack-0)-lah erhs ih 6e inificile oiAe h;311 dna made a I-4UGE. rvieSS. .h3 sou 11 for Ile wih er tnakt a 12a s ol , ih our owh ahtl Slick arouhd for a few weeks before head;h3 luck ou . Usually 44)7 voop all over 6esaccerfielrbi 6 cwhpvrk, 6 aillerAfthAd -tile/re ire-Hy })armless. For samereasoN,Alou 86, 6is raribey're SUPER—a85ressive i owarLie.axte. 53
For dVe beeh ?ds few weeks) me dh -H-;h8 drnb usil a jos dbou every day oh our walk home from school. P ‘ 0„ik!1 , 111 I I \ 1.6610444 AN Aha Jese dreht- jus 6eSG3c b"rmbinIself for bct-Hle. Pad wdh s 0ssillAhindl Coh rol o clear 1 Ne %.1 51-F ese off our s ree , bu Mom wohi-l- le him. ,
for 40usahcis of yeikrs, ah ohe.S ih rud;h3 oh TI-IEIR lives. keel 14eir 4;s-hthce. Bo T f ihk ;f we draw rAiihesopiej j,s jAeadecljor rouble. My iehce doz3 used o 1)e.h w;14 dhirndls, jus like wolves. Bu guess caves Aed " Li b i cas LcusL ielnL iric all i 00k. 55
qowacky-s440-8s--6ve-a-MADE. people neha dll yiti8 Alen, 3ourme food dhci k;racis of m cuslliorly beds. .rrn sure -FINe redSob wohtf c cPrm so iskerLagskIL }-.1e inejs becot use ibey're jus jedlous THEY -14-Nihk f kissih3 r people firs . „, . CATS dre1 11 e. f - Lds summer/Ars- Freaericks u? -14)e s ree fed d 5 Cd Ad wriduth8ih6 ou ih }Ner rxrcLiklacLeAckhi36 d f erAlov 110REscassdrne atn2le el thikeh oVer }ler }louse, M-4 leccds lIckve recem-iy ukd— ase/aercarsas6e coulcLctfforcLiakee? feedih3 i)em. 56
We've 5o ?roblerns wi h our OWN ie , wilic.}, is d — laillk ; Should liVe ou side ih Leh or d shed or sorre hih5, bu ihs edd aiiVes ihside he house wi h US. Ahd rlo-i- ohly does i i i 1, j:!i 9 o/a. .sire use41esame i-i-'s beeh usih3 my TOOTNRUSI-4, on. n 0 0 0 o Ahd 6 4;113 is SMART,Aaickincikes neiiha of het-Vous. 57
Th fac , 1 1,ihk ; 's beer, ryih3 0 learh 6,01a 0 COMMUNICATE.11A us. meth called d "See-dh and i says d S )1 Ull ay a s r-;113 WOra. Somehow, Ile ?i3 -P5it recl ou how 0 11S.F he, See-dhj?u -to3e iler a full seh ehce. 58
La ely "Vve been ibihkih3 6ere's sn-f a be d way he wo of us cah -fedrvi 1). I've }Near( a pig s sense of smell ;s 2,000 imes l)e er lhah d tliilvidh tie;hcij S. 11Na mfdleh could r )411L Momaiwaysiwys Aratcillo one ;h hahrly. y foririck7— somewhere so Ile res Of us dohj %.1a- a ; . . 3‘te. UrileCI 11C INOLISe 1117S1‘641216thiralt18—f-Ora4111 So far ho luck. Ahd if the 1)6 knows wild I'm lookih3 for, ; s ho 1eih3 very Ilel?ful. ilis irne of year is TORTURE.foralirj. Here are all 6ese cm\ irne you walk ihin Ile 3 ncery s nre ; 's like ihey're TRYING 0 rness wi Il you. 59
Bu Morn sdys Aliv-Ik ceth' IICAVe dhy CdhCly Uh il Ve fi6.1r ohsatmessthcly BEFOREAlcdtawee scilaoljs Autvib8dcoh es t rskilecl 6 "13d1100h Bri3ade, Which cioes every Oc ober. releases ke;rs a }le sdrne irne 11.Ney 5ive you 6ese li -He cards 0 wr; e your harne and address oh, and wileh people fihd 4 e balloohs 4ey're 60
PLEASE SEND THIS BALLOO SACK TO THE-APPRESS NON THE REVERSE SIDE OF THIS CARD AND tr - ED! W-140W-F- - SeScluarillutSAdlia-PAF-ab—d---611th66arkhear AlackAleia g kathirtasjiadlacah. V;ce Pr;hciind Roy uses d hUrnts aCk 0 nark how far i weh . A 1.,e eh4 of 6e. week 1%e. rnedSUreS he dis ahce eac* ballooh raveled o f;hd out ktIvose Weh -14Ne 61
LdS ear, Ahdrea Gehharro's 4allooh raveled y forty—three Miles , cold she woh a 3if cer ifica e for 4e book fair. Bu TI-IIS year he 3rand candy corh, office ricill how. [a, 0 11)e puts a hab4atrilediSAhLitgl Ye hever code oh each bdllooh co id110011. ohe of my IkIlloohS Seh back to me) 64.1. heed 0 rake SURE ha whoever fihds mihe doesh4 jus i‘pore me, so I wrote ihree-?a3 Ie er ha I'm 1.1.1);h3 will 8e a resiohse. 62
,- , Because well i comes o -free cahcly, 1m ho messitica arouha. To whoever finds this balloon: ld without any friends. I released this balloon hoping it would find its way to a kind person who might write me baek-and-bfing-some joy to my life. Mohcjay Ar er luhcll iortry he eacIlers tea us all CI IA o Ile baske baii cour for 6e bis3 Ballootari8acte htuhCLT—S E8E kihcLA herVouS s e?ih3 foo oh 6e black of , because ha s where Ile Cheese Sct for a year ahcLa 6aLf—laere's eAtetLas aitL where ; used o be. 1 63
is beeh d loh3 time sihce the Cheese terrorized our school, bu I T KED Aavih3 guess some people dc udlly sorqe hih 3 ohe scared oLA — few cliffereh ;rneads ladve trietL a s dr Ale Che.e.se. Touch back u? , but the teachers are oh 6e lookout because they dohi wdh to have to 3o ANrctu86 all that hohSehSe load 0 shedk a piece of luhtb durihn rsce,sI u the Rods Rods Beef Touch cl;r1hi have the Sdrne (OU'VE GOT TI-1E ROAST BEEF TOUCI-4! NA I-1A! 6q ri113 o it.
sorneohe's ALWAYS ryih5 o s dr some 141e. ducli briurn. 're ho .5 d eh iah coact si ill 1)e Yellow clutir res of Ile sc11001 year. Qu 'sk me, 12 en?le siloolci jos be kav }le Geese -rout, is belNih o replace ; wi 1, some-1-}ling else. Because -4)e you heed ih middle SCtlocil IS cihyibite las FXTRA o worry Am . 65
1;4d/, Vice Prihciril Ray 4;4 d couh clowh oh iNiS S. 1 ilaVe o dcirni , i WdS kihd of exCi ;h3 o See all of Alert) 30 u? ih 6e air d 6e same irne. Bu 6e exc; ernEh cli4h' Ids LONG. Almost dil of Ale iduloohs weh S rdia6 ih o 6e .) h 66
1ucki p m y 104100hAtiffis wei56ecl dowh 1y 6e. ce) Weh INDER. 6 CMtr dha ibeh i geared 11e rees oh 6e o 6er As Ahdred Cehhdrros did, bu x doh'i- NEED i isehdc a—A.d.oh a sks someohefihc i Atick-,— 6 —jar0--f--ccoacy--corh is MINE. jus }lope 44.1ey wri e ihs edcl of call. ?u bu svcipareh ly 5ohhet he ower ckhd people ih OWti S-dh ,je service d ih. 67
vIvihescid7 1-rs beeh wo ddys, dhd slitl ho war-4 oh my b dlloph—ini tharfthcpa 8e. .A. ti le worried, because he coh es ehas Mohady, dha if hobody 3e s heir bdllooh back, I'm sure Vice Prihciial Royis8ohhoLkeei/AescaldfriorilIMSFI F. 3 focused t d school,bu luckily my homework shi) b ech bck 6r--rl.—Qtzr--r-eaaihcj--aSSi3hmeh was o wri e a biocild?hy oh d famous du or, So , c iihe iCklers chose he Bu i urhs ou here s barely ANY ihforrnd ioh oh him. Ih fdc , he ohly hih3 Z coulri fihcl Was he , li le blurb ih he back of his books. 40 Who is I.M. SPOOKY? *la Almost nothing is known about the mysterious I.M. Spooky. All we can say for sure is that he's cooking up a terrifying new entry in the Spineticklers series! 0391110, . t::%:,—:. 1 . .:. A 68
eh-tire curtbor'S toio ih dbotrt wo rnihu eS. AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY A BIRTHDATE: ? ? PLACE-OF-BIRTH: HOBBIES: ---- M ? EDUCATION: THEAUTHOR ? Vhill d hdrne like I.M. Spooky, I guess you Ildve ho 040ICE bu o wr-; e scary books for d liVih3. I kihd oLwisVS-61--vlevex s ctriexLreAaihaL hose S?ihe ;cklers books, 11ou3}1. Because ohce , you s dr red4ihg Ale /41-14.e. 69
68AiviikibiaciLieLI—rearLSpitae iskrawnber 67, i 3o eveh WORSE. arm 91E114' \r j 141RRR I've checked ou every S?ihe icklers book from 4e. librar p ah4 I eveh borrowed d few S?;he ;cklers ,Tuhior books from Rowley so I could keep 30;h3. AN! juS Ike I iredic e4, 6e books dre s dr ih3 o 3ive klers humber 71 is ckbout 6;4e ; from 3/14 ;s fdmily ah4 edcilers. 7o 4 ries o
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cdeurecl by zombie ?it'd-1'GS dhcl rndcle o Walk rire. STEP, STEP, STEP, N) O, NO, NO! PLOP, PLOP, PLOP, IN I G0 ,. ir AL, So how Rodrick 1141S d video of me -bilkih3 ih my sleep. NO NO NO! PLOP PLOP, PLOP, IN I GO! 75
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Morn 6clis 11iS took 61 ex?IdihS l Ix ?ft hsefcireAm asisall in& yatirAman Falling o rndke A dream about falling mcans you have a fear of losing control of your life. It could also mean you're afraid time to get everything done. ;,, ?„, . Ahd be firedrn dimu be iird es rnedhS Vrvi s ressecl out dbou -111e 04er hi86 d dredrvi dtt my e e 11 were loose, dha cliodreh 17 11ci phe'S dbou d fedr Of je -t-ih3 ()Icier, w})is.11 kihd of rndkes SehSe. 77
Bu johha Ake me FOREVER o decorie -the aregnIAALLASThai.561,1xesauseAla ohe wac jus copTle ely akers. l .1 . :-.,. . . . A viiire . .---- r , ,i(L„. \u-r---k- -. INA I Q Ner,\\\ k ."r--' .A . 0 .,) 7 '41 .,. 01 , ,144 400t4 eN 4), . T e .:.,. T iN100" ,,,,,,,,mmes.: D, Yd Surscidy urhs out Fkkihs 6e Siothethater,s clu 6ar for ta. All. 6kkkjbLiny class did 4e;r dUAlor could fihcl dhy ihforrnd ;oh oh Ale o 1e fuhhy, co stle said we all ilad o s ay ih for recesc every (Icy uh ii we redid our cissuimeh 78
IA* a mad is 41d Ales 3e. ih3 sick of everyohe 40;113 ibeir book revor s oh Ale S?ihe ickters series. LIS week d 615 "rive kit4S FiCked 11C eXAC sarrteiuiokiorAeirgssisslrneh , ahci i jus dbou visiNed Mrs. Mo over },. ecl3e. 79
Bu he Ids s rdw WAS W6h ArridhCIA Pickler 4;4 cl Book 1-dlk oh "-The Arndh(ld brOU416 ih d fake brA;VI rnoi(je 00 of Sell-0, bu she Ios her 43 ip dropped ; oh d Ile floor, which Made. wo kids ?ASS 0U . Silihe icklers books, ei her. }Nedr-cl 6 PAhhy MCCIUrk'S Add Weh o IAS week's PTA rnee 413 stha said 80 wah eci he books bdhhecl beCAUSe 1)7
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